does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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