I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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