Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just cropdusted the office
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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