Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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