No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize