I wanna bring you to show and tell
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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