how can u be prego again
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
