So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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