goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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