it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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