? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i think my cat just said my name.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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