I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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