Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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