Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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