Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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