Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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