Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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