cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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