When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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