After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
