maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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