David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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