So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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