And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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