I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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