I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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