Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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