who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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