school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
