are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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