Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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