He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He did a backflip because drugs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
