so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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