I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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