I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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