How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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