S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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