You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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