try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
ok first of all what the fuck
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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