Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Vodka?
Forever.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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