On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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