So drunk its hurt
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
