I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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