how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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