What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Is Oprah even human
Randomize
