ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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