glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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