Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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