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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(815): View more from Illinois

I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.

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(757): View more from Virginia

shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas

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(256): View more from Alabama

My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?

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