I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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