she was so not down for the gang bang
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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