: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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