When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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