Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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