Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
the liver wants what the liver wants
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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