do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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