normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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